Oh yes, dear Alternageekers, there is a Santa Claus. Thinkgeek.com has the most awesome pocket sized video/mp3 player on the planet for only $99.99. This little puppy has 2 gig of internal storage, can play mpeg and avi video, mp3 audio, does voice recording, has an FM tuner, can view text and pictures, and uses a USB connection for easy media transfer from “any OS”. w00t! Battery life is reportedly 3-4 hours video time and 6-8 hours audio time. Did I mention it also has a built in external speaker to fill those around you with their own gadget envy? Two models for your choice in swanky media goodness coming in a 2.4 inch screen or 2.8 inch screen. Pick up one of these puppies and listen to the Alternageek podcast in style.^{In case you are curious, we are so not getting paid for this post. Too bad.}